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2018 May 26 - Korean Peace?

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Breaking news as the Korean Peninsula might be prepared to break out into all-out full-scale peace. Recently a book fell on my head and I only had my shelf to blame, but the the blame for the inability to agree to a peace deal for the past 60 years? Well that's long and complicated and largely above the pay grade of our current generation of politicians. Most recently, President Trump has been keen to sort out a peace deal as a grand plot twist to his real life reality tv series. Actually, when it comes to President Trump and Kim Jong Un there's more of a "will they won't they?" thing akin to Ross and Rachael from Friends. A show that was presumably syndicated in Pyongyang under the title "Our Enemies"

Anyway, "what's been going on?" you ask. Well a few weeks back Kim said that he was ready to denuclearize and give peace a chance, then after everyone agreed it emerged that his nuclear site had blown itself up and that was why he was suddenly coming to the table. Then both Mike Pence and John Bolton mentioned Lybia and even people with as little knowledge of the outside world as North Korea are aware that after Lybia gave up its weapons, the Americans organised for Colonel Gaddafi to be executed as part of a populist uprising.

Going back to that tv show analogy, it's a bit like if Trump made jokey references The Walking Dead or if Kim asked President Trump if he enjoyed that House Of Cards episode where Kevin Spacey is shot.

Where are we now then? Well North Korea is no longer a proper threat and they'd quite like to go back to where they were a few years ago, with access to oil and food and medicine. South Korea would probably quite like access to some of the North's slave labour manufacturing and logging production so with any luck the situation will revert to where it was 30 years ago, when America still had a popular screen entertainer as president.
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2018 Apr 27 - Royal Baby + Trump + Macron

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2018 Apr 22 - North Korea's Stopping it's Nuclear Testing

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2018 Apr 15 - Syria

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2018 Apr 07 - London's Violent Crimewave

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2018 Mar 31 - Russia + Brexit

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2018 Mar 24 - Cambridge Analytica

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2018 Mar 11 - Trump will meet Kim Jong Un

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2018 Mar 03 - Snow and Brexit

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It's snow joking matter, the UK's been so cold that pickpockets have been keeping their hands in their pockets and the counter-terrorism police have considered extending their remit to combat both ISIS as well as just regular Ice.

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2018 Feb 24 - Jeremy Corbyn the Spy?

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2018 Feb 18 - Russia Update

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2018 Feb 11 - Market Crash

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2018 Feb 03 - FBI Memo Released

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2018 Jan 27 - Davos

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2018 Jan 21 - Carillion & US Government Shutdown

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2018 Jan 13 - Trump and S***hole Countries

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